Rip Van Winkle in IPL 2020

A childhood adventure story which most of us know. For those who dont know heres a gist of it in tamil - quarter adichittu kuppura paduthavan 20 varcham kazhichu dhan endhiruppaan and andha time la "nadandhadhu enna" nu kooda theriyadhu. Ippo madhiri andha kaalathula Vijay TV programme laam illa. Edho chinna vayasula kooda kabadi vilayadinavan Rip Van Winkle yaar nu identify pannitaan. 2010 la indha madhiri Rip Van Winkle India la irundhu, oru 10 varshathukku thoongi endhirucha epdi irukkum nu oru karpanai.

Kadhaila Rip Van Winkle oru cricket paithiyam. 2009 IPL season 2 va pathuttu namma aalu oru naal tasmac sarakka adichuttu thoongittaan. IPL season 3 parabarappa nadandhadhellam theriyadhu. Indha madhiri innum pathu varsham poiduchu. 2020 - Margazhi maasam, pigure-ngalaam kovilukku poi paattellam paduraanga, kozhi koovudhu, appo dhideernu orthan kovil prasadhama vaangina pongal-a thunnuttu aeppam vitta sathatha kaettu Rip Van Winkle endhiruchutaan. "Nadandhadhu enna, pathu varudam enna nadandhadhendrey theriyamal kurattai vittu thoongiya aasami aeppam vitta sathathaal bayandhu ezhundha marma kadhai" apdinu programme laam poda aarambichutaanga.

Apdiye indha madhiri comedy la irundhellam escape aagi enna nadandhadhu nu therinjukka 2 maasam aayiduchu. Thoongi ezhundhalum cricket-a marakkala. Annikku dhan IPL 2020 season start aaga pogudhu. Sari TV la match paakalaam vasanth & co vukku ponaan. Commentry la enna solraanga ney puriyala. L.Sivaramakrishnan dhan appo commentry pannittu irundhan. Rohit Sharma, MI team captain batting pudichittu irundhan. Commentry la Six, four, defence, catch, drop andha madhiri sollavey illa. LS idha thaan sonnan:

Ojha comes in for his 3rd "Airtel 1 paise per call" (over). The 10 year MRF brand ambassador (Rohit Sharma) plays an "India cements, make your walls strong" (defence). That was a well flighted "Kingfisher Airline" (delivery). "Maggi 2 minute noodles" 2nd ball of the over. There you see the Maggi counter near the boundary and this one goes for a "DLF Maximum" (Six), that was a huge hit and almost hit the "MRF blimp". I guess the Chargers will go for a "Max Mobile" (strategic timeout) end of this over. Ojha comes in again, Rohit goes for the "Big Flix, one free movie a day" (big shot) and thats a "Kopper Damaal" (drop catch) by the fielder in the deep. Thats a "T.I.M.E moment of failure, whenever you fail to achieve, T.I.M.E is there to help you". Watchout for the best missed catch of the match sponsored by "Kopper mobiles". Ojha comes in for the next delivery. Thats a "LG paperon, TV's as thin as paper" (flat delivery). Rohit drives it in the covers for a "Reliance 4G" (four). Ojha bowls another "Kingfisher Airline" and thats a "Karbon Kamaal" (catch) taken in the slip. Thats a "Citi moment of success".

Namma aalukku enna nadakudhuney puriyala. Ivan enna commentry kodukiraana illa advertisement panraana nu sema gaand aagi, inimel cricket-ey paaka koodadhu nu mudivu pannittaan.

Crazy Crazy

indha aalukku oru aal irukaan boss
andha aal ta nammaala kaamchaakka, boss
andha aalu vera oru aaloda serndhu
nammaala theerthukattiduvaan boss....

ethana aalungada....en da gumbal serkireenga....

Maragadhavalli (alias) Maggi

Anbulla Maggi,
Nee pala murai enna pala sila ikkattaana soozhnilaigalil udhaivi seidhirukiraai. Ippadi patta unnidam nandri endru solli escape aaga virumbavillai. Radio mirchi la solra madhiri, unna pathi ninaicha first reaction "sema hot machi". Unnoda highlight-ey nee kodukira extra masala effect dhan. Within 2 minutes la ready aagira orey matter nee dhan. Un mela irukira anbai velipadutha vera vazhi therla, so mokkai-ya oru kavidhai ezhudhirukken.....unna pathi....

Maragadhavalli (alias) maggi,
unnoda rate-u romba kammi,
adhanaala adikadi vaangiren unnai aengi,
ippo thevai rendu 90 cutting thanni,
adha heat pannanum konjam semi,
masala va podanum packet-a cut panni,
unnai udaikka thevai illa oru ammi,
podhum ennoda kai,
effect add pannanum nu oru yosanai,
adhukku thevai konjam ennai,
adhula vadhakina konjam kaai,
brilliant-a think panradhu ennoda iyarkai,
already ready pannitten indha fry,
ippo udhirthen unnai,
medhuva add pannen to boiling thanni,
yosithen oru nimidam kannai moodi,
fresh-aga ready aagivittai en kan munnadi,
ippo unnoda mix pannen varutha kaai kari,
romba taste-a irundhai nee seri,
Maragadhavalli (alias) maggi...!!!

Namma Team la Ippadi oru Echa paya....

India - Australia test series romba interesting-a poitu irukku. So for a change, figures, vadivel dialogues la irundhu oru slight change. Australian team la ellarum tamil la pesitta eppadi irukkum nu oru karpanai. Ricky Ponting thannoda kaila thuppikiradha ellarum pathurupeenga. So adha parthu avanga team players eppadi react panraanga nu imagine pannikalaam.

Haddin - (first slip la irukira Hayden kitta) dei Matt....anga paaru Punter kaila thuppikiraan.
Hayden - Idhu enna pudhusa. Innikku kaalaila irundhu idhu pathavadhu vaatti. Ivan thuppina ball-a naama thoduradha nu, slip ku vandha catch kooda vittuten. Eppadi irundhalum Viru innoru OC chance kodukaamala poga poraan. Andha nambikkai dhan.
Haddin - Idhu theriyama naan kaiku vandha ball ellamey pudichutteney
Watson (2nd slip) - dei baadu, nee dhan gloves potturukela. Indha arivu koodu unakku illaya. (point position la irukira Clarke kitta) neeyavadhu captain aana appuram ippadi thuppi thuppi naaradikkadha. Erkanavey Johnson and Bret potti pottu kaila nakki ball la thechu kitta irukaanga, idhula ivan vera kaila thuppi sandhanam madhiri rendu kailayum thechukiraan.
Clarke - Namma team la ippadi oru Echa paya....Dei evanum yaaraiyum out aakidadheenga da. Appuram andha echa thuppina kaiyaala un thalaila Punter vandhu thadavuvaan. Orey Shampoo effect-a dhan irukkum. Dei Katich-u.....un kitta ball vandha andha echa Catch-it nu kathuvaan. Kaalala thaduthu pakkathula thatti vittudu.
Katich - Aama...namaley ivvalavu feel panromey, match mudinju ivan ellar kailayum ivan echaya thechuduvaaney.....enna panradhu.
(Mid-Off la irundha Bret lee, idha kettuttu)
Bret -Idhukku naan oru idea vechurukken.....ellarum kaila nalla thuppikonga. Indha dog kaila echa thuppi thechukira madhiri naamalum echa thuppippom, ippadiyavadhu avan nammala thodaama irupaana nu pakkalaam.
Sehwag - Idhellam kettuttu....nalla velai naan munnadiye out aayidaren.....paavam enga team bowlers. ungaloda echa ellam fresh-a avanga kaiku dhan pogum. I mean after the match.

Match la Sehwag adichu India win panniduchu. Man of the match - Sehwag.

Ravi Shastri - What do you feel about this victory.
Sehwag - I saw the Australian captain spitting on his hands. Also all Australian team players spitted like that. So what we did was to wait till the ball got wet enough and slippery. We know the Aussies. They are all Echa kallais.

Ravi Shastri (to Dhoni ) - What was your game plan?
Dhoni - The condeetions were suitable. We used the Australian spit fAvorAbil for us. We waited till the ball got moist and slippery. This is what I told the boys and they responded really well.