Common Theru games

Eppodumey etti ki pottiya pala vishayangal seiyura tamilnadu la, CWG la pala kaasugal sambadhichutaanga. Naamalum edhavadhu senju kaasu sambadhichidanum nu "CTG" launch pannanga. Edho oru publicity ku cinema-kaarangalayum involve pannidalaam nu mudivu pannanga. Sari verum games mattum vecha konja neram dhan Tv la pottu kaasu paakka mudiyum, Selection, prelims adhu idhu nu vecha innum niraiya kaasu paakalaam nu mudivu pannanga. Games ku idea kodukka thirai ulaga kalaignar-gal ellarum vandhirundhanga. Yaar yaar ku enna game theriyum, adha vechu CTG la enna games vekkalaam nu mudivu pannalaam nu idea pannanga.

1) Captain vellai vetti sattai pottunu kaila pambarathoda vandhutaaru.

kaipulla: Yov captain, idhellam over-a theriyalaya.
Captain: Pinna enna saar. Idhaan namma ooru paarambariyam.
kaipulla: Paarambariyatha pathi nee pesadha. Andha parambarathilayum oru kilukiluppa undakitiye ya. Indha thadavaiyum edhavadhu villangama panna poriya.
Captain: Adhu illama epdi saar. For a change this time Namitha. Latest trend la yaar irukkaangalo, avangala koopidanuma illiya. Appo dhana Sow hit aagum.
kaipulla: Ada padu paavi paya pulla....room pottu yoschirupaan polirukkey. Indha vilayaattukku 12 mani midnight slot koduthida vendiyadhu dhan. Sari next-u...

2) James Bond Jaishankar vandhirukaaru

kaipulla: Saar inga thuppakiya vechu sudura pottilaam illa saar. Unga range ku inga endha games-um illa saar.
Bond: Illa kaipulla saar. Naan basketball potti ku vandhirukken.
kaipulla: Yov, theruvula engayavadhu basketball vilayada mudiyuma. Varathukku munnadi poster laam paakiradhilliya.
Bond: Kaipulla saar, idhukaaga naan en friend/coach "Jee boom ba" va laam azhaichittu vandhirukken. Aayiram varshathukku approm ippo dhan gooja kulla irundhu velila vandhirukaaru.
kaipulla: "Jee boom ba" vadhu "jeera boli" yavavadhu....poya poya....aayiram varsham, gooja nu ularikittu irukka...po po...

3) White pant, white tshirt, white socks, white shoe pottutu vandhirukaaru Bhagiyaraj

kaipulla: En saar, jatti kooda white dhano?
Bhag: Idhu ungalukku thevai illadha kelvi.
kaipulla: Paatha cricket vilayada vandha madhiri dhan theriyudhu.
Bhag: Correct-a sonnenga. Aana naan vilayada varala. Idea kodukka vandhirukken.
kaipulla: enna idea...
Bhag: Ippo paarunga, indha stumps ku badhila moonu murungakkaai-ya vekkalaam. Bails ku kooda murungaikkaai cut panni vekkalaam. Approm indha Lagaan padathula varaa madhiri, batting pad ku 5-6 murungakkaiya serthu vechu katti use pannalaam.
kaipulla: Yov, idhoda vevagaarama pesuradha nirithikko. Idhoda niruthikiruvom.

4) Palla kadichunney varaaru Simbu

kaipulla: Enna da, chumma thaan vandhurukiya.Nalla velai unga appana koottitu varala. Aana nee chumma vara aal illiye, edho villangathoda dhan vandhiruppa.
Simbu: Annen, ellara madhiriyum neengalum thappa ninaichuteenga patheengala. Ungalukku help pannalaam nu dhan-ney vandhen.
kaipulla: Apdiya? Sorry pa, unna thappa ninaichutten.
simbu: Neenga varra ponnunga mattum andha room ku anupuveengalaam, naan correct panni anupuvenaam.
kaipulla: Dai, enna solra...namma thozhilaye maathiduvaan pola....
simbu: Registration papers, matha documents laam collect panni vekkiren nu sonnen.
kaipulla: Innikki ivan eli ku payasam vekkama pogamaattan polirukkey !!!

5) Indha poonai theriyuma...aa...indha poonai theriyuma...

kaipulla: Aiyayo vandhutaaney....
Vichu: aa...indha poonai...
kaipulla: podhum podhum....poonaiyum therila...naayum therila...neeyavadhu oru nalla game ku idea-voda vandhirukiya illiya....
Vichu: Idea illama varuvena....saar...."jooiiiyyynnggg" nu...
kaipulla: podhum podhum....ethana vaatti dhan solradhu. kakkoos kaluvura velai laam vittu romba naal aachu. nee vera aala paaru.

6) Indha aalu en mirudangatha laam thookkittu varaaru....oru velai edam maari vandhutaaro....enna nu kaeppom.....

kaipulla: Ayya, indha thalladha vayasula edhukku saar mirudangatha laam thookkittu vandhirukeenga? Paattu kutcheri laam ippo studio-vula thaan saar nadathuraanga. Endha studio vukku ponaalum vaaipu kidaikkum saar.
Mirudanga Chakravarthi: Adhu illa paaa....inga edho pottiyellam nadathuraangalaamey. Namma oor la ippadi thiramisaalingalaam serndhu vandhirukappo naan epdi en thiramaiya vandhu kaamikkaama irukka mudiyum. Neeye sollu.
kaipulla: Inga nadakiradhu theru games saar. Mirudanga pottiyellaam illa.
Mirudanga Chakravarthi: Adhu endha pottiya irundhalum sari, indha kattai inga mirudangam vaasichu pottila kalandhuttu dhan kanna moodum.
kaipulla: Yov, unakku ivlo dhan mariyadhai. Nee saavuradhukku idhan edama. Edatha gaali pannu. Ellam edagoodamaana aala vaaraingale....

7) Appadi, atleast ivaraavadhu volleyball-oda varaare

kaipulla: Superstar na superstar dhan. Neengalavadhu indha madhiri vilayaattu saamanoda vandhurukeengale....romba magilchi saar...
Baba: Kanna naan inga potti ku varala. Inga nadakira pottikku kaaval, verum kaaval. Evanaavadhu prachanai solli vandhan na, en kitta sollu. Andha Krishna paramaathma ku epdi viral la sakkiramo enakku volleyball. Aaandavan irukka bayam en, Baba volleyball irukka bayam en.
kaipulla: Neenga vilayadaatta kooda vilayaadura madhiri oru effect koduthu games start aagira oru rendu maasathukku munnadiye TV la Ad laam pottu sambaarikalaam saar. Daily edhachum oru vizha nadathalaam saar. Enna solreenga? Volleyball la unga pera serthidalaama??
Baba: (romba fast-a) Anger is the cause of all miseries. If one cannot control it, life will become miserable. Goodbye!
kaipulla: Sari, English la kovamaa edho solraaru. Oru velai namma idea pudikilayo ennavo.

Innikki idhukkey kanna kattiduchu. Next meet panren.....

Patta patti

Patta Patti trouser is a famous attire in villages. The bermuda shorts which is worn by guys/girls as well as old men actually had derived the idea from patta patti trouser. Patta patti trouser is worn only by men. Its famous in Tamilnadu, South India, especially in villages. Bermuda shorts which has alternate white and dark colour (black, blue, green) stripes is patta patti trouser.

When one wears patta patti, it should be significantly visible to the observer i.e. when lungi (a colorful cloth roped across the waist) or dhoti (white cloth of minimum 4 yards length also worn across the waist) is worn, the level at which it is folded should be above knee level so that the striped patta patti is visible. One can take any amount of cash in the pockets of his patta patti. No one will dare to touch it nor there is a possibility of pick-pocketing from the patta patti.

The trouser became famous because of Tamil cine actors like Ramarajan, Napoleon, Rajkiran, Vadivelu and others. Mostly used when they act in village characters. It becomes quite obvious to the movie watchers that a stunt scene is coming up when the dhoti or lungi is folded and lifted above the patta patti. Ramarajan acted in one of his movies wearing only patta patti throughout the movie. The movie is "Enga Ooru Pattukaran" which has a famous song "Shenbagamey Shenbagamey" wherein he milks a cow. He got the famous name "Touser pandi" after wearing patta patti in the movie. Patta Patti saves the milkmans dhoti/lungi from getting dirty.

Minors/Carpenters/Milkmen...the list goes on. Who doesnt wear a patta patti. It gives unbelievable flow of air, warmth and a great feeling when worn. When men go to liquor shops to drink liquor or arrack they take the cash they have saved over the day from the safety locker, the patta patti. The cash is paid and once they are high they roam around wearing the patta patti alone and the lungi folded and worn over the shoulders. This shows the "Thani Gethu" - a tamil term which means "a special effect and respect gained amongst people around". no one will ever dare to come near. The reason is "Patta Patti".

Tamil actors Rajkiran and Napoleon never sign for a movie unless the costume they wear is lungi/dhoti worn over the patta patti throughout the movie. There is no movie of theirs you can find them without the patta patti. There is only one free size of patta patti available and worn by young guys or men. One has to notice that it fits anyone of any hip size.
An added effect comes to the Patta Patti when one gets drunk and dances to the dappan kuthu music. This is a mandatory attire to be worn for dappan kuthu dance.

Rip Van Winkle in IPL 2020

A childhood adventure story which most of us know. For those who dont know heres a gist of it in tamil - quarter adichittu kuppura paduthavan 20 varcham kazhichu dhan endhiruppaan and andha time la "nadandhadhu enna" nu kooda theriyadhu. Ippo madhiri andha kaalathula Vijay TV programme laam illa. Edho chinna vayasula kooda kabadi vilayadinavan Rip Van Winkle yaar nu identify pannitaan. 2010 la indha madhiri Rip Van Winkle India la irundhu, oru 10 varshathukku thoongi endhirucha epdi irukkum nu oru karpanai.

Kadhaila Rip Van Winkle oru cricket paithiyam. 2009 IPL season 2 va pathuttu namma aalu oru naal tasmac sarakka adichuttu thoongittaan. IPL season 3 parabarappa nadandhadhellam theriyadhu. Indha madhiri innum pathu varsham poiduchu. 2020 - Margazhi maasam, pigure-ngalaam kovilukku poi paattellam paduraanga, kozhi koovudhu, appo dhideernu orthan kovil prasadhama vaangina pongal-a thunnuttu aeppam vitta sathatha kaettu Rip Van Winkle endhiruchutaan. "Nadandhadhu enna, pathu varudam enna nadandhadhendrey theriyamal kurattai vittu thoongiya aasami aeppam vitta sathathaal bayandhu ezhundha marma kadhai" apdinu programme laam poda aarambichutaanga.

Apdiye indha madhiri comedy la irundhellam escape aagi enna nadandhadhu nu therinjukka 2 maasam aayiduchu. Thoongi ezhundhalum cricket-a marakkala. Annikku dhan IPL 2020 season start aaga pogudhu. Sari TV la match paakalaam vasanth & co vukku ponaan. Commentry la enna solraanga ney puriyala. L.Sivaramakrishnan dhan appo commentry pannittu irundhan. Rohit Sharma, MI team captain batting pudichittu irundhan. Commentry la Six, four, defence, catch, drop andha madhiri sollavey illa. LS idha thaan sonnan:

Ojha comes in for his 3rd "Airtel 1 paise per call" (over). The 10 year MRF brand ambassador (Rohit Sharma) plays an "India cements, make your walls strong" (defence). That was a well flighted "Kingfisher Airline" (delivery). "Maggi 2 minute noodles" 2nd ball of the over. There you see the Maggi counter near the boundary and this one goes for a "DLF Maximum" (Six), that was a huge hit and almost hit the "MRF blimp". I guess the Chargers will go for a "Max Mobile" (strategic timeout) end of this over. Ojha comes in again, Rohit goes for the "Big Flix, one free movie a day" (big shot) and thats a "Kopper Damaal" (drop catch) by the fielder in the deep. Thats a "T.I.M.E moment of failure, whenever you fail to achieve, T.I.M.E is there to help you". Watchout for the best missed catch of the match sponsored by "Kopper mobiles". Ojha comes in for the next delivery. Thats a "LG paperon, TV's as thin as paper" (flat delivery). Rohit drives it in the covers for a "Reliance 4G" (four). Ojha bowls another "Kingfisher Airline" and thats a "Karbon Kamaal" (catch) taken in the slip. Thats a "Citi moment of success".

Namma aalukku enna nadakudhuney puriyala. Ivan enna commentry kodukiraana illa advertisement panraana nu sema gaand aagi, inimel cricket-ey paaka koodadhu nu mudivu pannittaan.

Crazy Crazy

indha aalukku oru aal irukaan boss
andha aal ta nammaala kaamchaakka, boss
andha aalu vera oru aaloda serndhu
nammaala theerthukattiduvaan boss....

ethana aalungada....en da gumbal serkireenga....

Maragadhavalli (alias) Maggi

Anbulla Maggi,
Nee pala murai enna pala sila ikkattaana soozhnilaigalil udhaivi seidhirukiraai. Ippadi patta unnidam nandri endru solli escape aaga virumbavillai. Radio mirchi la solra madhiri, unna pathi ninaicha first reaction "sema hot machi". Unnoda highlight-ey nee kodukira extra masala effect dhan. Within 2 minutes la ready aagira orey matter nee dhan. Un mela irukira anbai velipadutha vera vazhi therla, so mokkai-ya oru kavidhai ezhudhirukken.....unna pathi....

Maragadhavalli (alias) maggi,
unnoda rate-u romba kammi,
adhanaala adikadi vaangiren unnai aengi,
ippo thevai rendu 90 cutting thanni,
adha heat pannanum konjam semi,
masala va podanum packet-a cut panni,
unnai udaikka thevai illa oru ammi,
podhum ennoda kai,
effect add pannanum nu oru yosanai,
adhukku thevai konjam ennai,
adhula vadhakina konjam kaai,
brilliant-a think panradhu ennoda iyarkai,
already ready pannitten indha fry,
ippo udhirthen unnai,
medhuva add pannen to boiling thanni,
yosithen oru nimidam kannai moodi,
fresh-aga ready aagivittai en kan munnadi,
ippo unnoda mix pannen varutha kaai kari,
romba taste-a irundhai nee seri,
Maragadhavalli (alias) maggi...!!!