Saturday, September 18, 2010

Common Theru games

Eppodumey etti ki pottiya pala vishayangal seiyura tamilnadu la, CWG la pala kaasugal sambadhichutaanga. Naamalum edhavadhu senju kaasu sambadhichidanum nu "CTG" launch pannanga. Edho oru publicity ku cinema-kaarangalayum involve pannidalaam nu mudivu pannanga. Sari verum games mattum vecha konja neram dhan Tv la pottu kaasu paakka mudiyum, Selection, prelims adhu idhu nu vecha innum niraiya kaasu paakalaam nu mudivu pannanga. Games ku idea kodukka thirai ulaga kalaignar-gal ellarum vandhirundhanga. Yaar yaar ku enna game theriyum, adha vechu CTG la enna games vekkalaam nu mudivu pannalaam nu idea pannanga.

1) Captain vellai vetti sattai pottunu kaila pambarathoda vandhutaaru.

kaipulla: Yov captain, idhellam over-a theriyalaya.
Captain: Pinna enna saar. Idhaan namma ooru paarambariyam.
kaipulla: Paarambariyatha pathi nee pesadha. Andha parambarathilayum oru kilukiluppa undakitiye ya. Indha thadavaiyum edhavadhu villangama panna poriya.
Captain: Adhu illama epdi saar. For a change this time Namitha. Latest trend la yaar irukkaangalo, avangala koopidanuma illiya. Appo dhana Sow hit aagum.
kaipulla: Ada padu paavi paya pulla....room pottu yoschirupaan polirukkey. Indha vilayaattukku 12 mani midnight slot koduthida vendiyadhu dhan. Sari next-u...

2) James Bond Jaishankar vandhirukaaru

kaipulla: Saar inga thuppakiya vechu sudura pottilaam illa saar. Unga range ku inga endha games-um illa saar.
Bond: Illa kaipulla saar. Naan basketball potti ku vandhirukken.
kaipulla: Yov, theruvula engayavadhu basketball vilayada mudiyuma. Varathukku munnadi poster laam paakiradhilliya.
Bond: Kaipulla saar, idhukaaga naan en friend/coach "Jee boom ba" va laam azhaichittu vandhirukken. Aayiram varshathukku approm ippo dhan gooja kulla irundhu velila vandhirukaaru.
kaipulla: "Jee boom ba" vadhu "jeera boli" yavavadhu....poya poya....aayiram varsham, gooja nu ularikittu irukka...po po...

3) White pant, white tshirt, white socks, white shoe pottutu vandhirukaaru Bhagiyaraj

kaipulla: En saar, jatti kooda white dhano?
Bhag: Idhu ungalukku thevai illadha kelvi.
kaipulla: Paatha cricket vilayada vandha madhiri dhan theriyudhu.
Bhag: Correct-a sonnenga. Aana naan vilayada varala. Idea kodukka vandhirukken.
kaipulla: enna idea...
Bhag: Ippo paarunga, indha stumps ku badhila moonu murungakkaai-ya vekkalaam. Bails ku kooda murungaikkaai cut panni vekkalaam. Approm indha Lagaan padathula varaa madhiri, batting pad ku 5-6 murungakkaiya serthu vechu katti use pannalaam.
kaipulla: Yov, idhoda vevagaarama pesuradha nirithikko. Idhoda niruthikiruvom.

4) Palla kadichunney varaaru Simbu

kaipulla: Enna da, chumma thaan vandhurukiya.Nalla velai unga appana koottitu varala. Aana nee chumma vara aal illiye, edho villangathoda dhan vandhiruppa.
Simbu: Annen, ellara madhiriyum neengalum thappa ninaichuteenga patheengala. Ungalukku help pannalaam nu dhan-ney vandhen.
kaipulla: Apdiya? Sorry pa, unna thappa ninaichutten.
simbu: Neenga varra ponnunga mattum andha room ku anupuveengalaam, naan correct panni anupuvenaam.
kaipulla: Dai, enna solra...namma thozhilaye maathiduvaan pola....
simbu: Registration papers, matha documents laam collect panni vekkiren nu sonnen.
kaipulla: Innikki ivan eli ku payasam vekkama pogamaattan polirukkey !!!

5) Indha poonai theriyuma...aa...indha poonai theriyuma...

kaipulla: Aiyayo vandhutaaney....
Vichu: aa...indha poonai...
kaipulla: podhum podhum....poonaiyum therila...naayum therila...neeyavadhu oru nalla game ku idea-voda vandhirukiya illiya....
Vichu: Idea illama varuvena....saar...."jooiiiyyynnggg" nu...
kaipulla: podhum podhum....ethana vaatti dhan solradhu. kakkoos kaluvura velai laam vittu romba naal aachu. nee vera aala paaru.

6) Indha aalu en mirudangatha laam thookkittu varaaru....oru velai edam maari vandhutaaro....enna nu kaeppom.....

kaipulla: Ayya, indha thalladha vayasula edhukku saar mirudangatha laam thookkittu vandhirukeenga? Paattu kutcheri laam ippo studio-vula thaan saar nadathuraanga. Endha studio vukku ponaalum vaaipu kidaikkum saar.
Mirudanga Chakravarthi: Adhu illa paaa....inga edho pottiyellam nadathuraangalaamey. Namma oor la ippadi thiramisaalingalaam serndhu vandhirukappo naan epdi en thiramaiya vandhu kaamikkaama irukka mudiyum. Neeye sollu.
kaipulla: Inga nadakiradhu theru games saar. Mirudanga pottiyellaam illa.
Mirudanga Chakravarthi: Adhu endha pottiya irundhalum sari, indha kattai inga mirudangam vaasichu pottila kalandhuttu dhan kanna moodum.
kaipulla: Yov, unakku ivlo dhan mariyadhai. Nee saavuradhukku idhan edama. Edatha gaali pannu. Ellam edagoodamaana aala vaaraingale....

7) Appadi, atleast ivaraavadhu volleyball-oda varaare

kaipulla: Superstar na superstar dhan. Neengalavadhu indha madhiri vilayaattu saamanoda vandhurukeengale....romba magilchi saar...
Baba: Kanna naan inga potti ku varala. Inga nadakira pottikku kaaval, verum kaaval. Evanaavadhu prachanai solli vandhan na, en kitta sollu. Andha Krishna paramaathma ku epdi viral la sakkiramo enakku volleyball. Aaandavan irukka bayam en, Baba volleyball irukka bayam en.
kaipulla: Neenga vilayadaatta kooda vilayaadura madhiri oru effect koduthu games start aagira oru rendu maasathukku munnadiye TV la Ad laam pottu sambaarikalaam saar. Daily edhachum oru vizha nadathalaam saar. Enna solreenga? Volleyball la unga pera serthidalaama??
Baba: (romba fast-a) Anger is the cause of all miseries. If one cannot control it, life will become miserable. Goodbye!
kaipulla: Sari, English la kovamaa edho solraaru. Oru velai namma idea pudikilayo ennavo.

Innikki idhukkey kanna kattiduchu. Next meet panren.....

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